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How Do I Handle Stress?

Posted By: Evoc
Posted: 18 Oct 2005 08:06 pm

 

1) Casseroles (but I know that's out for you)
2) Baths
3) Long aimless drives with the radio on

Okay--- enough typical answers....here's what works for me:

4) On a bathroom break at work, write the names of every person who you can't stand on a piece of toilet paper, then flush them. Wave at the toilet as they go down and cackle loudly.

5) Buy a bunch of Fisher Price Little People and boss them around--- armless, legless bastards don't put up much of a fight.

6) Kneel in front of your sofa and put your head on it, then take a nap. You'll be awakened in 20 minutes because your knees hurt like hell, so it keeps you from sleeping too long.

7) Use Photoshop to add a third breast to Paris Hilton. On really bad days, add it to her forehead.

 

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