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Inspired By Russell's Experiment...

Posted By: laszlo <camembertbitman@webtv.net> (209.240.200.77)
Date: Thursday, 4 November 1999, at 8:56 a.m.

..I decided to go to a BBW dance last night a little out of character. Here's what took place.

Procedure: Went to the drug store and purchased some Brut and Brylcream. Replaced my loose
fitting Levi's with some tight fitting Chino's. Put some padding down at my manly regions to give
me a "fuller" look. Put some jewlery on. Put a sign on my chest that read: "Love me for my nine
inches, not my mind." Added the following to the bottom half of this sign:

Member of the Abbott and Costello Fan Club

Junior High School Graduate

Personality Type, Horny

Experiment: All the woman either laughed at me or sneered at me, except one - who spit at me. Three
burly guards roughly escorted me out of the dance.

Conclusion: BBW's do not like Abbott and Costello.

Hope this helps.

laszlo

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